Okay. So. It's been a little while since I've posted. Much longer than usual and even longer than I prefer. Timely and regular posts are a blogger's best friends. And I've been mistreating my friends. And my readers. I apologize. And in order to show you just how sorry I am, I offer you a narrated stream of adorable, professional make-up photos taken by Ryan Cook of http://www.ryancookphotography.com/. Check him out. And enjoy. And then, forgive me.
|Now that I can sit up, virtually unassisted by anyone or anything (take that, stupid Bumbo chair) I find myself being perched on all sorts of fun things, like this pretty booth at the Flying Cupcake!|
|And, since I don't need no stinking hands to hold myself up, I can put at least one in my mouth, at all times.|
|I'm telling you, what I see outside the window of this cupcake store is a heckuvalot more interesting than my mom or the photographer. Both of whom are making complete idiots of themselves trying to get my limited attention.|
|Well, fine, I'll give you some attention. But only if you give me one of these books to eat. I mean, er, read.|
|No? I can't eat a book. Fine. Pthhhththth. Take that.|
|And mommy wonders where I learned to stick out my tongue? She's kind of dense.|
|But, I love her anyways. She let's me take the spotlight and even though I cried like a baby when she put this hat on my head, it's really not so bad.|
|I'm kind of done with this photo shoot. I want to eat a stick.|
|Well, this chair is fun. But the edible books are still out of reach.|
|I'm smizing. Smiling with my eyes. Get it? Tyra's going to call soon. America's Next Top Baby Model is all mine.|
|I like this standing up stuff WAY better than all that sitting.|
|I'm about to do something devilish. This photo shoot has been torture. All those books and cupcakes and sticks and I didn't get to eat a single one. They're all going to pay. They won't know when and they won't know how, but they'll pay, alright.|
Thanks again, Ryan! More posts sooner and more often. Promises. Promises.